Strangers have all the best candy~

Welc0me t0 this silly little thing called a BLAHG~!! I pr0mise I d0n't bite~ (Unless y0u ask~ ~u0)
Cuties I stalk

You actually don’t; your mun does.
She’s had a long day, you don’t really blame her. Happy new years everyguppy!

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Merry new years~!
Apparently it’s s0me s0rt 0f big deal~ Haahaa~

strongsuits replied to your post: HA~PPY NEW YEARS~!!!

D —> Humans are saying it is coming closer to the end of their world D —> So there is that

N0pe~ I d0n’t buy it~
It’s all a bunch 0f h0rseshit~
Like Y0U~

I d0n’t see the fuss~
It feels the exact same~
The cl0ck chimed ab0ut an h0ur ag0 and the 0nly thing that changed was the time~!
N0thing blew up~
There was n0 z0mbie ap0calypse~
N0thing fudging happened~

What a rip~
At least 0n hall0ween there was candy~

A large box suddenly appears outside of Lolly’s hive with a note attached. It was in Licori’s fancy handwriting. It was addressed to Lolly too~ Inside the box was a wide arrangement of candy from cotton candy, to gummies, to jolly ranchers to chocolate! 

The note went:

Dear L0lly~ My sweetest sister~

While I am away resetting my c0ding~ I want t0 y0u have these gifts 0f candy t0 sav0r~ Als0 g0 visit my matesprit and s0me friends while I am away~ Candyleer w0uld be delighted t0 meet y0u pr0perly~ Hehe~ Stay sweet darling and I l0ve y0u my sister~ 

H0pe this is an amazing gift f0r y0u and try n0t t0 murder Passus kay~ He is y0ur kismesis and y0u can~t really aff0rd t0 l0se him~ Even if he can~t hate y0u pr0perly~

- Lic0ri~ <3

You’d known this was coming, but it didn’t stop you from nearly tripping over the package. The box of sweets goes largely ignored while you read the note, once, twice, three times.
Of course you’re not going to murder Passus.
There’s no fun in that.
Your sisters candy was always the BEST though, and you end up hiding it somewhere, stashing it away for when you feel depressed and down and in dire need of a pick me up, rather than devouring all of it now. So long as everything went well and nobody disturbed your sweet sister the reset should go smoothly and just fine.
If anyone touches her, matesprit or not, you’ll gut them.

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00ps I am s0 behind in greeting all 0f y0u l0velies~
Hell0 hell0~ It’s nice t0 meet all 0f y0u~
…..
Except y0u Sadi~
Y0u’re just awful.
Even if y0u and I have matching Kinks~

(( So I won’t be doing much today. ))

(( Going to sleep! ))

Sounds like a lofty plan. I can assure you that my lips will be quite sealed among other things lips could be doing.
sweetdemoness sweetdemoness Said:

0~h~?? What 0ther things c0uld lips p0ssibly be d0ing~???
Heehee~ It is a VERY l0fty plan~ Y0u’ll have t0 f0rgive me~ I haven’t had my tea yet t0day and I get… S0.. very.. ANTSY with0ut my tea~
Y0u’re n0t squeamish ab0ut bl00d are y0u~? N0 0f c0urse n0t why w0uld y0u be y0u’re the English Heir~
With a deft motion, you pull a candycane from your sylladex, though it seemed like it was thin air, and you sucked on the end of the crook.

(( aaaAAAAAHHH THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ANSWERED PRIVATELY FUCK MY LIFE.
But at least the one before was kept private.
Hah. ))